Monday, July 5, 2021

S.H.A.L.K.!!!! Scroll down for the latest strip! Scroll, scroll scroll! (ALSO, CLICK ON THE IMAGES TO SEE THEM BIGGER! YAY!)








The "game" is simple. Levi drew a page. Scott drew a page. Then Levi finally drew a page. Then Scott promptly drew a page. Then Levi took another 5 months to draw another page, and Scott responded quickly again, just before he and his wife had a BABY, Then Levi finally drew another page after a long time, and Scott and Levi agreed to make the deadline a month, and Scott delivered exactly on time, and Levi was on time for once, Scott "replied" quickly and Awesomely, then Levi went over the deep end, AND the deadline by an entire month, but finally delivered another strip. Then Scott knocks it out of the park with a GLORIOUSLY DEATH-FILLED STRIP, and Levi replies (a few days early this time!!!) with... whatever that strip was. Scott has now delivered (about a week early!) this wonderfully unexpected twist in our saga! Then, Levi seemed to go into hibernation again, and took forever to deliver the next page that was really just a 90s Pin-Up. Then, Scott brought us back TO THE FUTURE? to sequential, and naked GLORY with an autobiographical (?) strip, and Levi spent another 3 months trying to come up with a clever "response", and then Scott took a much needed break, and was ACTUALLY LATE for once, BUT KILLED IT WITH HIS MOST RECENT PAGE THAT IS EVEN ANIMATED!!! Levi then took another year to do a rather boring installment that you see above this paragraph. Hopefully Scott will respond with a much cooler strip. We're certain he shall...and NOW, in TRUE S.H.a.L.K. spirit, Scott took his time crafting, and devising this wickedly WONDERFUL twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan question his very existence! Where do we go from here??? Oh, Where do we go from here, Levi?? Well, we go to HELL, of course! Is anyone reading this here on this sorry old Blogspot page? Back to YOU, Scott! Scott replies in LIGHNING FAST time! (for a SHaLK comic) and the Bear is an AVATAR again! A Bear-Spawn even! Oh man, I know we're still currently in Hell, but things are definitely HEATING UP! Levi spent a long time during the Covid-19 pandemic sorting his sock drawer, but finally drew us another page chronicling the little Bear's time in Hell. HOLD UP... Scott comes in with another BANGER of a page in RECORD TIME FOR SHaLK!!! Wow! Things are clicking along now!!! Where does that portal lead?? So! News! Levi and Scott have made a Gentlemen's Agreement to have their pages done in ONE MONTH after the last guys posts. What is the penalty?? The world may never know... Levi was super lucky, and drew this page just 24 HOURS before he would have had to PAY UP! Our Bear goes through the portal, and encounters a familiar face! But WE see that things are not as they seem! What happens NEXT? Scott comes in JUST under his 30 day time limit and goes on a murdering spree again to help our poor Bear! Then, Surprise of all Surprises, Levi FAILED THE DEADLINE for the next strip! Only hours late, but YOU HAD AN ENTIRE MONTH, DUDE! Luckily, Levi was able to find it within himself to finish the page, even after THE PUNISHMENT FOR BEING LATE. (He may NEVER be quite the same...) Our Bear goes Full Bilbo on the Buff Chill Duck, and appears to be walking into a VERY dark place... Welllll... it took Scott a little more than a month, but honestly, not terrible for this comic! Our Brother-In-Arms delivers a wonderful excursion into the DARK LODGE?? Has this all been a Lynch film the whole time? I can't tell you what will happen next, but I can tell you that Levi will probably over-think the next one to OBLIVION... LET'S GO! Back in 30? or DOOOOOM!!! Levi chose... DOOM. Late an entire MONTH and a couple of days. Now it looks like we've gone back to the Dork Lodge here for some more shenanigans! There's only 3 MORE STRIPS IN THIS CHAPTER! HOW WILL IT ALL END?? Tune in next time for PAGE 30!

11 comments:

  1. I need to get in on this. Fo-sho.

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  2. This is so epic! I stole Modok's chair and the robots look like that evil robot from episode 118 of Bugs Bunny. Scary.

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  3. I like how you talk about yourself in third person....

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  4. WILL THERE EVER BE ANOTHER PAGE??? I'm so scared.

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  5. Who the hell is this narrator guy that knows so much about us????

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  6. I think the narrator might be Guilt Bug

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